a funny thing
when i was a freshman in our university,one day,our new teacher want us to say sth about yourself then ,a student standed up, and said "i come from shandong ,and i want to learn more when im in university,and hope good ,good study ,day ,day up.then our teacher&n......
it was overdue
your funny story was too overdue. i used to hear about it when i was just a middle school student. have you ever heard about this sentence: " we brother who and who"?
a man and E.T.
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home
the thinnest book
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
苦命的 salesman An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn"t interested because he hadn"t seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids and really needed the money. The......
Revealing Gift Test
Revealing Gift Test Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you"d most like to receive.
FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
Love You three
一天，情到浓时，该男子用不太好的英文对洋妞女友说:『I Love You!』
洋女听见大喜，说:『I Love You，too；
那名男子不明所以，竟说:『I Love You，three.....！
One day I see a dog.
I said"Can you speak Chinese?"
I said"So,let"s speak Chinese!"
有一个男的十分爱他的女朋友 于是就把他女朋友的名字"WENDY" 刻在他的"那话儿"上,于是当"那话 儿"缩小时只看到缩写"WY",有一次他和他的女朋友到夏威 夷去玩,他在上厕所时看到隔壁那 个外国人的"那话儿"也有"WY"字 样,于是很兴奋的问那个外国人: "你的女朋有也叫"WENDY"吗? 外国人回答说:"NO,NO,我刻的是: "WELCOME TO HAWAI AND ENJOY YOUR HOLODAY"
High and low voice
"Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?"
"A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me；a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his boss."
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
Women talk more than men
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
A deleted file
Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".
"Pull over" or "pull-over"
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"